Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (TV Series)

His Way (1998)

Rene Auberjonois: Constable Odo

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Quotes 

• [Kira and Odo are arguing] 

  Major Kira : Now, are we gonna have dinner together or not?

  Odo : And if we do, then what?

  Major Kira : I don't know, maybe we could go dancing.

  Odo : And after that, I suppose you'll expect me to kiss you.

  Major Kira : Well, it's possible.

  Odo : Well then, who needs dinner? Why don't I just get it over with and kiss you right now?

  Major Kira : Well, why don't you?

  [Odo grabs Kira and kisses her long and hard on the mouth] 

  Major Kira : [after getting her breath back]  You're right - who needs dinner?

  [they kiss again] 

• Vic Fontaine : Tell me something - how do you get to Carnegie Hall?

  Odo : I have no idea.

  Vic Fontaine : Practice, practice, practice! Get it?

  Odo : No.

• Odo : [on Kira's suggestion that he enjoy only his work]  I do... enjoy my work. But I'm afraid, I've used it as an excuse... to avoid the rest of my life.

• Odo : I may be Romeo in the holosuite, but I know the first time I see the real Kira, I'll turn back into Nanook of the North.

• Odo : This isn't working.

  Vic Fontaine : I thought you two were getting along just fine.

  Odo : Of course we are; you programed her to find me irresistible. I could read her a criminal activities report, she'd think it was poetry.

• Vic Fontaine : It's time to have some fun.

  Odo : What does fun have to do with Major Kira?

  Vic Fontaine : I'll pretend I didn't hear that.

• Major Kira : Vic's a fountain of information.

  Odo : He's certainly a man of many talents.

• Melissa : Are you classically trained?

  Odo : Oh, actually, er... Vic taught me everything I know.

  Melissa : [to Vic]  Is he a good student?

  Vic Fontaine : Head of his class.

  Melissa : [to Odo]  Maybe I can help you get your diploma...

• Vic Fontaine : All right, ladies, the night is young and I have a table waiting for us at the 'Dunes'.

  Ginger : [ecstatic]  We're gonna see Shecky! Oh!

  [kisses Vic] 

  Melissa : Shecky!

  Odo : Shecky who?

  Melissa : Oh, you didn't tell me he had a sense of humor.

  Ginger : He plays the piano *and* he is funny - kinda like Victor Borge.

  Odo : Who?

  Melissa : I think I'm in love...

• Vic Fontaine : How'd you like being in the spotlight?

  Odo : Very bright.

• Odo : It's amazing what you can learn in a holosuite.