Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (TV Series)

Q-Less (1993)

Armin Shimerman: Quark

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• Quark : I have nothing to hide. I'm selling quality merchandise to select clientele.

  Odo : And what makes them so... select?

  Quark : They're all ridiculously wealthy - and not too bright.

• [Vash is massaging Quark's ears over a business deal] 

  Quark : I'll not be distracted by your feminine wiles. I demand 40%... All right, 30.

  Vash : What magnificent cartilage.

  Quark : [as though his heart is going to burst with pleasure]  22, and don't stop!

• Quark : I can't decide what's more intoxicating - this Gamzian wine or your negotiating skills.

• Quark : [of his select clientèle]  I don't care about their manners. The important thing is, they're honest collectors of antiquities, every one.

  Vash : How honest?

  Quark : As honest as you and I.

  Vash : Then we'd better keep a close eye on them.

• [Vash and Quark's first encounter; Quark offers Vash to sell her artifacts in auction] 

  Vash : I'll only accept payment in gold-pressed latinum.

  Quark : I'll shower you in it, fifty-fifty.

  Vash : [smiles coyly]  Mr. Quark, I believe you are trying to take advantage of me.

  [Quark chuckles] 

  Quark : Some wine?

  [He leans over to grab the bottle of wine he brought with him, but Vash grabs him by the ears and begins massaging them. Quark begins gasping and moaning with pleasure] 

  Quark : [aroused]  You've... got a real talent for oo-mox!

  Vash : So I've been told.

  Quark : [he gently tries to pulls her hand away]  I'll not be distracted by your feminine wiles. I demand forty percent.

  [Vash continues massage his ears. Quark goes limp like melted butter in her lap] 

  Quark : Okay... forty percent.

  Vash : What magnificent cartilage!

  Quark : [as though his heart is going to burst with pleasure]  Twenty two and don't stop!

  Vash : You've got a deal!

  [Vash gently pushes a helplessly aroused Quark off of her as she heads to the door. Quark plops on the couch like a de-boned fish, panting heavily from the oo-mox] 

  Vash : [business-like]  I expect you to make all the necessary arrangements.

  Quark : [admiringly; about Vash's business savoir fair]  Oh, You are good... You are very, VERY GOOD!