Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (TV Series)

Q-Less (1993)

Alexander Siddig: Doctor Julian Bashir

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• Doctor Bashir : [examining Vash]  Well, um... no sign of disease or malnutrition... or parasitic infections.

  Vash : You sound disappointed.

  Doctor Bashir : I am. Now I've no reason to keep you here.

• [last lines] 

  Doctor Bashir : [entering Quark's after a *very* long slumber]  I feel as though I've been asleep for days.

  [Dax only looks at him] 

  Doctor Bashir : What? Did I miss something?

• Doctor Bashir : [Bashir is on the Replimat, waiting for Vash when Q disguised as a Bajoran waiter comes up to him]  Oh, just a cup of mint tea, please.

  Q : [tutting]  You're making a terrible mistake.

  Doctor Bashir : Why? Oh, the replicators haven't malfunctioned again?

  Q : I'm talking about Vash. Stay away from her.

  Doctor Bashir : My God! You're an impertinent waiter!

  Q : I'm a friend. I'm trying to give friendly advice. She's nothing but trouble.

  Doctor Bashir : Really? Well, I don't think it's any of your business who I see. In fact, I'm meeting her now...

  Q : [concerned]  Are you sure you're up to it? You look tired.

  Doctor Bashir : [getting up to leave]  I feel fine...

  Q : No, no, no. You look very, very tired.

  [Q yawns] 

  Doctor Bashir : [Bashir does the same]  Actually, I do feel a bit spent. Maybe I should lie down for a while.

  Q : [to himself]  Hopefully by yourself for a change.

  Chief O'Brien : [O'Brien's also at the Replimat and recognises the waiter. He hurries off to Ops while saying to himself]  Bloody hell!

• Doctor Bashir : So there I was, fighting the toughest battle of my life, looking around, hoping to spot a friendly face, only to discover my collegues were gone.