Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (TV Series)

The Emperor's New Cloak (1999)

Max Grodénchik: Rom

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Quotes 

• Quark : I can't believe it - Julian just shot Vic Fontaine!

  Rom : I thought Vic was his favorite singer. No wonder they call it the "alternate" universe.

• Ezri Tigan : You shouldn't have killed Brunt.

  Intendant Kira : Isn't it a little late to be developing a conscience?

  Ezri Tigan : I hope not.

  Zek : Brunt's dead?

  Rom : Sorry - wrong Brunt.

• [Rom and Quark are toiling away carrying something invisible] 

  Rom : I told you, cloaking the cloaking device was a good idea.

  Quark : Brilliant. But couldn't you have done something about its weight?

  Rom : Uuh... nope. But if it makes you feel any better, the cloaking device on the Defiant is a lot heavier.

  Quark : Tell it to my hernia.

• Rom : [about alternate Brunt]  He's so nice...

  Quark : Scary, isn't it?

• [Ezri Tigan, Quark and Rom arrive in the alternate universe] 

  Rom : It didn't work.

  Ezri Tigan : Yes, it did. We're on Terok Nor.

  Rom : It looks like Deep Space Nine to me.

  Quark : I suppose a cargo bay is a cargo bay, no matter what universe you're in.

• Rom : I'm really beginning to hate this universe!

• Quark : I still don't understand why you'd want to come here in the first place.

  Zek : Simple, really. I came to find new financial opportunities for the Ferengi people.

  Rom : In the alternate universe?

  Zek : Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time.