Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (TV Series)

The Homecoming (1993)

Armin Shimerman: Quark

Quotes 

• Quark : [76th Rule of Acquisition]  Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.

• Quark : From now on, you and I are going to be friends.

  Odo : You're up to something.

  Quark : Why would you say that?

  Odo : Because you're always up to something.

• [Quark is sharing his winnings with Rom] 

  Quark : ...One for you and six for me - one for you and six for me... Would you stop looking so glum? Pay day is supposed to be a time of... joy!

  Rom : I know, brother. But every week it's the same thing - six for you and only one for me. It's not fair!

  Quark : You're right.

  Rom : I am?

  Quark : Yes. It's not fair.

  Rom : It's not?

  Quark : Absolutely not!

  [Rom becomes excited with expectation] 

  Quark : [resuming the distribution]  One for you, and... *seven* for me. One for you...

• Quark : Really Odo, sometimes I think there's no pleasing you! I help you crack a notorious smuggling ring, and yet you still insist on treating me like the enemy?

  Odo : You *are* the enemy.

• Odo : Quark!

  Quark : Not now, Odo.