Star Trek: The Next Generation (TV Series)

Deja Q (1990)

Corbin Bernsen: Q2

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• Q2 : There's still this matter of the selfless act. Now, you and I both know that the Calamarain would have eventually destroyed the Enterprise to get to you. And that's really why you left, right?

  Q : It was a teeny bit selfless, wasn't it?

  Q2 : [exasperated]  GRRR, yeah, and there is my problem! See, I can't go back to the Continuum and tell them that you committed a selfless act just before the end. If I do, there's gonna be questions, there's gonna be explanations for centuries!

• Q2 : You know, you're incorrigible, Q, you're a lost cause. I can't go to a single solar system without having to apologize for you. And I'm tired of it!

  Q : I wasn't the one who "misplaced" the entire Deltived asteroid belt!

• [When Q usually appears, he dons a red command uniform with captain's rank pips. But in this story. being powerless, he appeared nude. He was given a gray outfit with olive green shirt, which he hated. Later, a second Q -- Q2 -- appears to talk to Q. Q2's body is clothed the same way as Q] 

  Q2 : [squints disgustedly at Q's outfit, then realizes he's wearing the same thing]  Bleah... what a dreadful color!

  Q : Yeah...

• Q : [having just had his powers reinstated, Q shrinks the Calamarain into a floating cloud just above his hand]  If you think I've tormented you in the past, just wait until you see what I do with you now.

  Q2 : [giving a stern warning as a floating head nearby]  Q!

  Q : Just checking to see if you were still listening.

• Q : What are you doing here?

  Q2 : Someone had to keep track of you.

  Q : I always thought you were in my corner.

  Q2 : Actually, I was the one that got you kicked out.

• Q2 : But I find these humans rather interesting. I'm beginning to understand what you see in them. After all the things that you've done, they're still intent on keeping you safe.