Star Trek: The Next Generation (TV Series)
The Outrageous Okona (1988)
Patrick Stewart: Captain Jean-Luc Picard
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Quotes
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Lieutenant Worf : Captain! They're now locking lasers on us.
Commander William T. Riker : Lasers?
Lieutenant Worf : Yes, sir.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard : Lasers can't even penetrate our navigation shields, don't they know that?
Commander William T. Riker : Regulations... do call for yellow alert.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard : Hm... Very old regulation. Well, make it so, Number One. And reduce speed. Drop main shields as well.
Commander William T. Riker : May I ask why, sir?
Captain Jean-Luc Picard : In case we decide to surrender to them, Number One.
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Captain Jean-Luc Picard : Now, please follow Commander Riker's instructions so our ship can get back to its normal routine.
Capt. Thadiun Okona : Whatever you say, Captain.
[Riker grins]
Captain Jean-Luc Picard : Something funny?
Commander William T. Riker : Well, the unexpected *is* our normal routine.
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Wesley Crusher : Say goodbye, Data.
Lt. Cmdr. Data : Goodbye, Data.
[crew laughs]
Lt. Cmdr. Data : Was that funny?
Wesley Crusher : [laughs]
Lt. Cmdr. Data : Accessing. Ah! Burns and Allen, Roxy Theater, New York City, 1932. It still works.
[pauses]
Lt. Cmdr. Data : Then there was the one about the girl in the nudist colony, that nothing looked good on?
Lieutenant Worf : We're ready to get under way, sir.
Lt. Cmdr. Data : Take my Worf, please.
Commander William T. Riker : [to Captain Picard] Warp speed, sir?
Captain Jean-Luc Picard : Please.