- Teal'c: SPOILER: Senator Kinsey seems most displeased.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Yeah, well, that's a crying shame.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: I just hope we don't regret giving them those gate addresses.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: I don't think we will... the first one being a black hole, and all. They get progressively darker after that.
- Major General George Hammond: The news must have come as a shock to them.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Ah, not really.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: What Jack is trying to say is that if they were surprised, they'd never show it.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: They don't get excited in general, General. It's like an entire planet of accountants.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: [after traveling to a world that looks exactly like Earth] Just when you think you're not in Kansas anymore, it turns out you are.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: General, I never did cash in on that open invitation to visit the White House. Remember? Last time we saved the world?