- Jack O'Neill: We brought pizza and a movie.
- Teal'c: Star Wars.
- Jack O'Neill: He's seen it, what? Eight times?
- Teal'c: Nine.
- Jack O'Neill: Nine times. If Teal'c likes it, it's gotta be okay.
- Major Samantha Carter: You've never seen Star Wars?
- Jack O'Neill: Well, you know me and sci-fi.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: I agree with Sam. We don't know enough about what happened on that planet, yet.
- Colonel Frank Simmons: Need I remind you, Dr. Jackson, of the dangers that we're trying to defend Earth against?
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: [sarcastic] Oh, uh, could you? I mean, go slow.
- Major Samantha Carter: You made it?
- Orlin: You wouldn't believe the things that you can make from the common, simple items lying around your planet. Which reminds me, you're going to need a new microwave.
- Major Samantha Carter: And you ordered the materials online?
- Orlin: Mostly. Sorry, but you're gonna have a pretty big credit card bill this month. Oh, and you're going to need a new toaster.
- Jack O'Neill: So, now what?
- Teal'c: I have read of a place where humans do battle in a ring of Jell-O.
- Jack O'Neill: Call Daniel.
- Major Samantha Carter: There is nothing wrong with me.
- Dr. Janet Fraiser: At least consider what you've been through the last few years. You've had a Tok'ra symbiote die in your brain, your memory has been stamped, and your entire consciousness has been transferred out of your body and into a computer and then back again and that is just for starters. Eventually it has to take its toll.
- Colonel Frank Simmons: General. Need I remind you, that ultimately the decision rests with the Pentagon.
- Major General George Hammond: Colonel, there's a red phone in my office that only takes calls from one man. The last time I checked, he's the boss of your boss. Or do I need to remind you?
- Jack O'Neill: You've been a little tense.
- Major Samantha Carter: Tense? Me? I'm not tense. Am I? When did you first notice?
- Jack O'Neill: As we met.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: How's Sam?
- Jack O'Neill: Hammond recommended a psych evaluation.
- Teal'c: Do you believe Major Carter has become mentally unstable?
- Jack O'Neill: No more than the rest of us.