Stargate SG-1 (TV Series)
Desperate Measures (2001)
Richard Dean Anderson: Colonel Jack O'Neill
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Quotes
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Homeless Man : I'm just a crazy old guy with a shopping cart full of cans.
Jack O'Neill : I'm just a cynical Air Force guy with a closet full of National Geographics.
Homeless Man : Can I have 'em?
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Colonel Harry Maybourne : Played a lot of hide'n'seek as a kid. It's funny, I could always find anyone anywhere, but they could never find me.
Jack O'Neill : Because they didn't *want* to.
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Colonel Harry Maybourne : Gonna turn me in?
Jack O'Neill : Actually, that overwhelming desire to shoot you has come back.
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Major Samantha Carter : Sir, are you okay?
Jack O'Neill : I've been shot, Carter.
Major Samantha Carter : I know. Your vest stopped one of the bullets.
Jack O'Neill : I want sleeves on my vest.
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Homeless Man : She was feisty; put up a fight.
Jack O'Neill : With whom?
Homeless Man : Ninjas. Three, maybe four. Happened fast. They pulled up in a white van, grabbed her. I've been telling the police about ninjas for years. You think they listen?
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Jack O'Neill : You alright?
Major Samantha Carter : Yeah. Very dramatic, thank you.
Jack O'Neill : You bet.
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Homeless Man : You a cop?
Jack O'Neill : Air force. Colonel Jack O'Neill.
Homeless Man : I was in 'Nam.
Jack O'Neill : Yeah, what company?
Homeless Man : Vacation. Long time ago.
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Colonel Frank Simmons : Why are you so convinced I have something to do with this?
Jack O'Neill : A reliable source told me.
Colonel Frank Simmons : I think I know who you're referring to, Colonel, and are you telling me you're trusting a convicted traitor?
Jack O'Neill : More than you at the moment.
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Colonel Harry Maybourne : You know, we make a pretty good team, Jack.
Jack O'Neill : Shut up.
Colonel Harry Maybourne : I'm just saying if you ever get tired of the SGC, we could make more money than you every dreamed of.
Jack O'Neill : Hey, G. Gordon, don't give me another reason to shoot you, all right?