- Jack O'Neill: Certainly not those lyin', schemin', no-good-for-nothin', slimey, over-dressed...
- Samantha Carter: Sir.
- Jack O'Neill: ...style-mongers.
- Samantha Carter: I'd like to try something.
- Jack O'Neill: I wasn't finished.
- Samantha Carter: [Referring to the system lords currently negotiating on Earth] I just hate having them here.
- Jack O'Neill: Major, I hate having'em anywhere.
- [Trying to get advice from Thor, although he is not allowed to interfere]
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: All right, send me back. Wait! Ah... Right there. Is that a head nod? A nod is usually down, then back up. You kinda just went down, right- Wait! I'll take...
- [O'Neill is beamed back to Earth]
- Jack O'Neill: Cronus doesn't know that. And Nirrti doesn't know what else we know.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Which is nothing.
- Jack O'Neill: Right. But she doesn't know we know nothing.
- General Hammond: What are you suggesting?
- Jack O'Neill: I'm just saying, maybe it's time we take a page out of the Asgard book on dealin' with these Goa'ulds.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: You're gonna bluff.
- Samantha Carter: [Sam has made Nirrti visible by aiming a Reetou multiphasic blaster at her] You ever see one of these things work? Because there's nothing more I'd like to do right now than to demonstrate!