"Starsky and Hutch" A Body Worth Guarding (TV Episode 1978) Poster

User Reviews

Review this title
3 Reviews
Sort by:
Filter by Rating:
6/10
American Cops and A Russian Ballerina
sambase-3877312 February 2023
At one point in this episode Starsky points a loaded gun at Hutch's crotch and then Hutch points that same loaded gun at Starsky's chest. You would think two experienced homicide detectives would not want to create an accidental homicide of their own foolish making! But that actually happened in this episode and it's indicative of how far from reality this episode happens to be.

Now, I'm not a "reality freak". I don't get all bent out of shape if something isn't totally realistic. But this episode is so far from reality. First of all, why would two homicide detectives be assigned to bodyguard a Russian ballerina? Your guess is as good as mine. Homicide detectives investigate homicides they are not security experts, especially international security experts. In fact, Starsky and Hutch ask their boss the same thing and he just replies: "Because I said so" or something like that. It makes no sense.

Of course there is love involved. The famous Sixties "Love Decade" carried over into the Seventies. Starsky is the one who wants to "cozy up" to the Russian ballerina and tries to win her over with his charm, but she hates Americans. Americans are just too rude and violent, she explains. Well, she does have a point there. It's hard to argue with that. She and Hutch are verbally sparing with each other through the first quarter of the episode. And then.....the spark of passion. And they fall in love. She is quite pretty I will say that.

There are some weird Nazi creeps trying to kill the ballerina. Can't we all just get along? Apparently not. And they want to blame the killing on a Jewish organization. Boy, what jerks. A lot of the episode is played for comedy which seems strange given the serious plot. For example, she calls Starsky something like "Starevsky". Oh, those wacky Russians!

David Soul plays the guitar and sings in this episode for those who remember David Soul the singer and recording artist. There are some nice moments in this episode even if it isn't very logical or realistic.
3 out of 3 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
3/10
Silly romance
monomerd2 August 2016
Warning: Spoilers
Sooooo, here we go with another quickie romance for one of our heroes. This time it's Hutch who has to fall for a woman he's going to know for about 48 hours. First he has to clash with her, then make up and romance her while protecting her life, and finally part ways when she returns to her homeland. That's a lot to fit into 50 minutes, and also catch the bad guys, too. Not unexpectedly, it doesn't work very well and makes for an unfulfilling episode.

I have to compare and contrast this episode with the previous "I Love You, Rosie Malone" episode, which was a similar situation for Starsky, but I actually liked that one. The story was more complex and the dialog was smart. And PMG was able to convince me that he was totally in love with this woman he had just met. This episode, on the other hand, didn't have either good dialog or a smart, interesting plot. It's the same old story of protecting the girl from unknown assailants. What's more, DS overplays all of Hutch's emotions to near comic level. Hutch starts out SO excited to meet the ballerina, and then he is SO annoyed at her attitude, and then he is SO surprised when she starts to like him, then he's SO in love with her. All in less than 24 hours. It's really pretty silly, like a bad romance novel, complete with a pretty awful song, sung by Hutch to his new love (the tune was OK, but the lyrics were dumb). The curious part is that the director is the same for both shows, so why does the romance for Starsky seem to work so much better than this one? And why does PMG get to play his part with real feeling and DS has to play-act his role? Maybe this story seemed so lame that no one tried or cared. In case I haven't been clear, there really wasn't much to like about this episode.

The ups and downs of this show just don't seem to make any sense. I can't remember any other show that had this much trouble finding its sense of self. It desperately needed someone who could sort through and identify the working good stuff and the stupid bad stuff and bring in some consistency and balance. I guess no one wanted that job.
7 out of 8 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
2/10
Starsky & Hutch Channel The Young & the Restless
Shanbo51501 May 2014
Warning: Spoilers
The boys are tasked with protecting a visiting Soviet prima ballerina who is being targeted by neo-Nazis in order to blame dissident Jews protesting her visit. After the initial setup, it's a rapid segue into soap opera land as Hutch and the Ruskie fall head over heels.

Once again, the natural chemistry of Glaser and Soul and the edginess and pace of earlier scripts is sublimated to satisfy some bizarre quest to transform the show into a daytime TV romantic romp. The fact that this one involves two starry-eyed love bugs whose jobs as detectives is relegated to a minor storytelling detail does nothing whatsoever to redeem this snore-inducing episode.
4 out of 6 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink

See also

Awards | FAQ | User Ratings | External Reviews | Metacritic Reviews


Recently Viewed