Starsky and Hutch (TV Series)

I Love You, Rosey Malone (1977)

Paul Michael Glaser: Det. Dave Starsky

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• Capt. Harold Dobey : [handing Starsky a photograph]  Starsky, do you know this young lady?

  Det. Dave Starsky : No.

  Ed Chambers : What were you doing with her?

  Det. Dave Starsky : I was trying to GET to know her. You lawyers do understand that kind of thing, don't you? Male, female? The birds & the bees?

• Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson : Did you find out anything?

  Det. Dave Starsky : Yeah. I found out that I'm capable of being a two-faced, loving, lying hypocrite!

  Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson : Join the human race.

• Capt. Harold Dobey : Starsky, you ever hear of something called "tact"?

  Det. Dave Starsky : Yeah. Something like being dishonest, isn't it?

  Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson : That's good.

• Det. Dave Starsky : [Starsky pulls up while he & Hutch are jogging]  Hey.

  Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson : Oh c'mon Starsk. We only got five more miles to go and we can call it a morning.

  Det. Dave Starsky : Five more miles and you can call an ambulance.

• Det. Dave Starsky : What's the set up?

  Ed Chambers : Clean & simple. We need evidence. Now, we know that Malone's channelling his money through the Mexican banks.

  Bill Goodson : Malone knows we're on him. He's careful, he's cagey. His daughter thinks he's clean.

  [to Chambers] 

  Bill Goodson : I think it's the right idea; she might go for blonds. Hutchinson...

  Det. Dave Starsky : She's mine.

  Bill Goodson : Well you struck out, Starksy.

  Det. Dave Starsky : Star-sky. The "s" comes before the "k", Goodman.

  Bill Goodson : Goodson.

  Det. Dave Starsky : Right.