- Det. Dave Starsky: Now, I just happen to have two tickets for the Springsteen concert on Friday night. And if you're a good little girl, I'll even let you drive.
- Joey Carston: Mmm. Isn't Hutch coming?
- Det. Dave Starsky: Hutch? Hey, two is company; three is a crowd.
- Joey Carston: Ohhh. You're planning on making some heavy moves are you, hot lips?
- Det. Dave Starsky: [laughing] You oughta be ashamed of yourself. I'm an old guy. I can get sent away for thoughts like that.
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Fifteen'll get you twenty.
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Y'know Starsky, you oughtn't be so condescending to Joey.
- Det. Dave Starsky: Waddya mean?
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Well you gotta consider yourself lucky that a girl as nice-looking, as young as she is would even want to be seen with you.
- Det. Dave Starsky: You don't understand, do you?
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Explain it to me.
- Det. Dave Starsky: I'm doing that girl a favour. She's got a crush on me.
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Happens to have a crush on you. At your age.
- Det. Dave Starsky: What do you mean, "at my age"? I am NOT that old!
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Hey, where'd you guys come from?
- Det. Dave Starsky: Joey had the whole thing wired. You owe her a great big thanks. I owe her an apology...
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Hey. Joey. Come here.
- [Hutch hugs Joey]
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Thank you.
- Det. Dave Starsky: Hey, be careful. That's my girl you got there.
- Det. Dave Starsky: What happened to you? I was worried about you.
- Sidney 'Sid' Archer: Oh, I needed a little fresh air - and time to do some thinking.
- Det. Dave Starsky: About what?
- Sidney 'Sid' Archer: What a really lousy world we live in.
- [Starsky smiles nervously]
- Sidney 'Sid' Archer: Do you want to get a room?