- David: $98 for new swim flippers? What was wrong with the swim flippers you got last summer?
- Michael: Look at them, David! I'd be the laughingstock of the Aquatics Center! They're hopelessly out of fashion!
- Michael: They are, David. Besides, what are you, beyond reproach? I mean what about all that surgical gauze you bought?
- David: That was for my appendectomy, Michael.
- Michael: Daivd, that appendectomy was cosmetic and you know it.
- David: It was not.
- Michael: Was too!
- David: Was not!
- Michael: Was too!
- David: Was not!
- Michael: Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear!
- David: Was he?!
- Michael: ...I dunno!
- David: [murmurs and peers at Michael]
- Michael: You guys, while you were arguing I coming up with a list of ideas about how we can save some money.
- Michael: I'll be the judge of that...
- Michael: [takes the list]
- Michael: [shaking his head] No. No. No. No.