Taylor Ball: Brian Miller

Quotes 

• Brian Miller : [on the prospect of dating a college student]  Dad, what am I thinking? She's it! She sleeps in a dorm with other hot women; I sleep in jammies with a humidifier.

• Brian Miller : [irate, about Bill and Judy catching him kissing a girl in his bedroom]  Haven't you two ever heard of KNOCKING?

  Judy Miller : [seriously but then giggling]  Yeah, we just never thought we'd have to.