- Judy Miller: ...You might not want our daughter doin' the things WE did.
- Bill Miller: Fine. I'll spend some time with my daughter so she won't end up like you.
- Judy Miller: S'all I'm askin'.
- Bill Miller: [about the father/daughter skating party at school] How come you didn't invite me to that?
- Lauren Miller: Well, I started to but you were watching the Bulls game and the other team scored and you made me leave because you said I was bad luck.