- Bill Miller: [on dating] It's not easy out there.
- Judy Miller: [raiding he icebox while just in his underwear] No, but obviously your sister is.
- Bill Miller: Give her a break. She's still waiting for the right guy. She's not willing to settle like I did.
- Judy Miller: [turning to face her, with a beer in one hand and a hotdog in the other] How did you settle?
- Bill Miller: Says a man with no pants and a raw wiener in his hand.
- Judy Miller: [grinning] Is that a come-on?
- Eric: [watching pro-wrestling with Bill] Oh, he's got him in a subatomic headlock.
- [pow]
- Eric: Ow, that's gotta hurt.
- Bill Miller: Actually, I can tell you from experience, that does hurt.
- Eric: You a wrestler?
- Bill Miller: No, just married.
- Eric: [while watching TV with Bill] Now we're out of beer.
- Bill Miller: Ah, maybe it's just as well. It'll give me some more time to spend with my kids.
- [calling]
- Bill Miller: Brian!
- Brian Miller: [from upstairs] What?
- Bill Miller: Come down here. I wanna talk to you.
- Brian Miller: [coming down] Really?
- Bill Miller: Yeah. How ya doin'? Gimme a beer.
- Eric: Wow, Bill, that's not very nice.
- Bill Miller: No, no, hold on, Brian. Eric's right. Grab him one , too.
- Judy Miller: You shaved? At six o'clock at night?
- Bill Miller: Why's that so unusual?
- Judy Miller: You didn't shave on our wedding day.
- Bill Miller: In all fairness, neither did you.
- Eric: [driving Bill home] Man, that was a pretty good barbecue, huh?
- Bill Miller: Pretty good? If those ribs were sex, I'd be asleep right now.
- Judy Miller: [settling in to watch TV with Bill] You wanna beer?
- Bill Miller: Yeah.
- Judy Miller: Get me one, too.
- Bill Miller: [calling] Brian!
- Brian Miller: [from upstairs] Get your own beer!
- Bill Miller: I'm a good guy, right?
- Brian Miller: Dad, before you go any further, if you and Mom are breaking up, I'm going with HER.
- Judy Miller: I have to go with Linda to some stupid French pastry class every Thursday for the next six weeks.
- Bill Miller: [calmly] Ah, you know, she's your sister and it's important to support her.
- Judy Miller: We don't get to bring any of the pastries home.
- Bill Miller: [angrily] Well, then, that bows!