- Judy Miller: Did you finally clear the driveway?
- Bill Miller: Yup.
- Judy Miller: Did you put back the snowblower?
- Bill Miller: Yup.
- Judy Miller: Did the neighbors catch you?
- Bill Miller: No.
- Judy Miller: Bill, I am SO excited that we get to have our own Christmas this year. Whadda ya say we ditch the fake tree and go to one of those lots and cut down a live one?
- Bill Miller: Ooo, it's beginning to smell a lot like effort.
- Judy Miller: When do I get to have the Christmas Eve dinner that I'VE always dreamed of, with turkey... or beef... or whatever the hell it is I've decided I've always dreamed of?
- Judy Miller: You know, the kids are gettin' older, and there're only so many holidays left that we can legally make them spend with us.
- Louise Miller: [answering the door] Billy!
- Bill Miller: Hi. Mom.
- Louise Miller: What a surprise! You came over without me ever calling you three or four times - but who's counting.
- Bill Miller: Other than you, nobody.