- Linda Michaels: Wow. That Johnny is a great guy, don't you think? He's kind. He's polite.
- Judy Miller: He just grabbed my ass.
- Lauren Miller: [painfully making it up on the spot] Little Miss Nana, Sat on a banana, Eating her cheeseball and wine, Then along came her birthday, Which was surf n turf day At Denny's for $8.99.
- Louise Miller: [getting teary-eyed] I think that was my favorite present.