- Lauren Miller: Hey, Dad. Mr. Halverson sent you a sloppy joe.
- Bill Miller: Ohhh, next time I see him he's gettin' a sloppy kiss.
- Judy Miller: Can I interest you in a cocktail frank?
- Ted Halverson: Uh, my name's Ted and I don't drink in the afternoon.
- Kathy Halverson: Ted says you use the C-word in front of your children.
- Judy Miller: What? I swear, Kathy, we never say that kind of crap in our house.
- Ted Halverson: You just said it again!
- Bill Miller: Due to a slight error in the placement of our trampoline, your son and all his friends may have definitely seen my wife naked.
- Bill Miller: [Bill and the other boys are watching Matthew Halverson bouncing on the trampoline] Boys and trampolines, who would have guessed?
- [to the boys]
- Bill Miller: I'm glad you kids have a healthy alternative to drugs and alcohol.
- [to himself]
- Bill Miller: Though I would have loved bouncing on that thing when I was baked.
- Bill Miller: [to the boys] Look at him he's really going to town.
- Matthew Halverson: Showtime!
- Bill Miller: [to one of the boys] What did he say?
- Bill Miller: [the boy shrugs. Cut to Judy emerging from the closet in a robe, which she takes off in front of the open window, leaving her naked, oblivious to Matthew Halverson bouncing up from outside. Judy sits on the bed rubbing lotion on her legs, a lamp blocking the view of her body. Bill and Matthew bounce up until Bill sees that Matthew is peeking at Judy and pushes Matthew out of the way]
- Bill Miller: [to Judy] CLOSE THE CURTAINS!
- [Judy panics and throws on her robe and closes the curtains]