- Coach Walters: I have to say I'm very disappointed. I wouldn't have expected this behavior from Brian.
- Brian Miller: I didn't do anything.
- Bill Miller: Yeah, we believe you, son. What did he do?
- Coach Walters: I'd rather not say in front of the fairer sex.
- Bill Miller: [turning slowly to see Judy] Oh, her? You gotta be kiddin' me.