Mark Addy: Bill Miller

Quotes 

• Brian Miller : What's a water bra?

  Bill Miller : It's a very cruel trick, son.

• Bill Miller : [learning that Ted's a brain surgeon]  Let me ask you a medical question. When you chug a milkshake, how come you get that pain in your head?

  Ted : Let me ask you a medical question. Why you chugging milkshakes?