Strangers with Candy (TV Series)
Is My Daddy Crazy? (2000)
David Cross: Dr. Trepanning
Quotes
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Jerri Blank : Can't you just drill a hole in his head to let the demons out?
Dr. Trepanning : Jerri, that practice is obsolete. These days, we subdue the demons with drugs until they become addicted. Then we draw them out with meat.
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Dr. Trepanning : Well, Jerri, it's been a tough night, but we finally subdued him. I tell you, your son Stew sure can take a blow to the head.
Jerri Blank : Well technically, he's not my son. He's my stepmother's lover.
Dr. Trepanning : Oh, good, then you can sign these release forms.
Jerri Blank : How's he doing?
Dr. Trepanning : Well, aside from the insanity, he's as healthy as a horse that's been beaten unconscious by a gang of savage orderlies.
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Jerri Blank : Dr. Trepanning, can you get all the crazy out of my daddy?
Dr. Trepanning : I can't make any promises, Jerri, but I promise I will. I'll use every tool at my disposal: medication, drugs, *and* pills.
Jerri Blank : Well how long will it take?
Dr. Trepanning : What is it, Wednesday? Thirty years.
Jerri Blank : What? I need him by this afternoon!
Dr. Trepanning : Jerri, the brain is a delicate and highly complicated organ. I know, I've taken a few of them apart and every time I put them back together, there's always a few extra parts laying around.
Jerri Blank : Why can't you just drill a hole in his skull to let the demons out?
Dr. Trepanning : [chuckles] Jerri, drilling a hole in the skull to let the demons out is a pretty archaic treatment of mental illness. Today, we sedate the demons until they become addicted, and then we coax them out with a piece of meat. It takes years.