Strangers with Candy (TV Series)
The Blank Page (2000)
Amy Sedaris: Jerri Blank
Quotes
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Coach Cherri Wolf : Jerri, what does V-I-C-T-O-R-Y spell?
Jerri Blank : Fandango? Hobocamp? Ho... hobocamp!
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Glenn the Bus Driver : You have no idea what it's like to not be able to do something that everyone expects you to be able to do.
Jerri Blank : Oh, I think I do, Glenn. And I also think that maybe it's time to stop not doing what you pretended you can do, and can't; and start doing the thing that you can't do, but can no longer pretend that you can.
Glenn the Bus Driver : You're right, Jerri!
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Jerri Blank : You have no idea what it's like to not be able to do something that everyone expects you to be able to do.
Glenn the Bus Driver : Oh, I think I do, Glenn. And I also think that maybe it's time to stop not doing what you pretended you can do, and can't; and start doing the thing that you can't do, but can no longer pretend that you can.
Jerri Blank : You're right, Jerri!
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Jerri Blank : [to Alan, the blind student] I think it's brave of you wanting to play football. I think it's sexy. It makes me as damp as a cellar down there - all mildewy. Enter if you dare...
