Strangers with Candy (TV Series)

The Virgin Jerri (2000)

Maria Thayer: Tammi Littlenut

Quotes 

• Tammi Littlenut : You better 86 the 69 talk.

• Jerri Blank : Shazam. Look. Drake Rogers. Mmm, he makes me all puffy down there. I'd love to tame his blue vein swayback throbber.

  Tammi Littlenut : What do you mean, Jerri?

  Jerri Blank : Take him backstage behind the meat curtain, know what I mean? I'm talkin' about pounding out the veal.

  Tammi Littlenut : Are you thinking about having sex already?

  Jerri Blank : Does a pimp carry a razor?

  Tammi Littlenut : I don't know...

  Jerri Blank : Trust me, they all do.

• Jerri Blank : Well, I have to go to the ladies room. Tammi, you wanna come along?

  Tammi Littlenut : I don't have to go.

  Jerri Blank : You don't have to make a tinkle or a poo-poo?

  Tammi Littlenut : No, Jerri.

  Jerri Blank : Are you sure, Tammela? Maybe once you get in there, you'll have to make a wee-wee or a turdy.

  [Tammi catches on] 

  Tammi Littlenut : Do you wanna go to the bathroom and talk?

  Jerri Blank : I guess we *could* talk if you don't need to make a stinky.