Strangers with Candy (TV Series)

Who Wants Cake? (1999)

Stephen Colbert: Chuck Noblet

Quotes 

• Charles 'Chuck' Noblet : Jerri, don't think of it as snitching on a friend, think of it as betraying the retarded.

• Charles 'Chuck' Noblet : Be careful, if provoked she could fly into a rage with the strength of an ape and no remorse, not even a bullet could bring her down.

• Charles 'Chuck' Noblet : Oh and don't forget to bring your permission slip to good time island.

  girl student : [laughs]  Where's your permission slip?

  Charles 'Chuck' Noblet : SHUT YOUR DIRTY LITTLE MOUTH!

• Chuck Noblet : All right everybody, for tomorrow I want you to write a history poem on Hiroshima. But nothing too faggy. And remember, I need the permission slips for this week's trip to Good Time Island.

  Girl Student : Where's *your* permission slip?

  Chuck Noblet : SHUT YOUR DIRTY LITTLE MOUTH.