Jon Glaser: John Strockmeyer, Stroker

Quotes 

• Hoop : Stroker and Hoop, back in action, going down on you!

  Areola : [revealing her hypnotic breasts]  Look into my nipples look into my nipples not AROUND the nipples but IN the nipples, good...

  John Strockmeyer : Don't look at her - breasts, Hoop! She can't hypnotize us if we don't look...

  Areola : Look! Look at them bouncing, you like it, look at them jiggling, you love it! You can't not look!

  John Strockmeyer : Yes... I can! Shake 'em all day for I care!

  Areola : Perky brea-ests! You love 'em!

  John Strockmeyer : No, it's over! Once we land, we're calling the cops and bringin'... you two... to justice!

  John Strockmeyer : [cuts to Stroke at home in bed, in his underwear; he's obviously failed to resist]  Aw, crap! Damn it!