- Maddie: When did you suddenly become so interested in school?
- Zack Martin: When you said you wanted someone smart.
- Maddie: That may be the most wonderful thing any boy... man has ever said to me.
- Zack Martin: [excited, to Cody] Did you hear that? Maddy wants me to go to the prom with her! I better practice my kissing.
- Cody Martin: [to Zack] Don't look at me!
- Zack Martin: No I don't know what the fat content is! Just stick it in the mustard, stick it in your mouth, and walk away!
- Zack Martin: Hey there, Sweet Thang! Got any tall, blond, and
- [mimes hourglass shape]
- Zack Martin: Curvy?
- Maddie: Sorry, we're fresh out.
- Zack Martin: My English teacher is right. I *am* completely unkempt at everything.
- Carey Martin: I think you mean 'inept,' honey.
- Zack Martin: You see?