- [Mary and Joseph, two new guests at the Tipton, are about to have a baby]
- Cody Martin: Isn't this weird? Mary and Joseph are traveling together...
- Zack Martin: On Christmas Eve...
- Maddie: And there's no room for them in the inn...
- Arwin: And a child is born.
- Esteban: What a coincidence!
- London: I don't get it.
- Cody Martin: Whoa! Look at all the lights on that Christmas tree! There must be like a million bulbs!
- Arwin: Yeah! Buy 999,999, get one free.
- Joe: Who is helping my wife give birth?
- Mr. Moseby: Oh, just a couple of twelve year old boys.
- Carey Martin: But don't worry one of them is really smart.
- Kurt: Yeah, and the other one watches alot of medical shows.