The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

Crushed (2006)

Patrick Bristow: Patrick

Quotes 

• Agnes : Excuse me. Could you play the violin when my date arrives?

  Maitre'd : [Sarcastically]  Of course. Then I'll ride a unicycle and juggle some bananas.

  Agnes : Could you?

  Maitre'd : [to himself]  Could this evening get any worse?

  Zack Martin : Yo, dude!

  Maitre'd : Apparently, it can.

• [watching Ivana and Lord Corcoran have dinner] 

  London : I smell puppies!

  Patrick : Whatever you're smelling, I'm not picking it up.