The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

Crushed (2006)

Phill Lewis: Mr. Moseby

Quotes 

• Mr. Moseby : Please don't tell me you've lost your dog in my hotel.

  Maddie : No! We're just playing hide and seek... and he's winning!

  Esteban : Oh, he's very good. Marco!

  [puts his hand over his mouth] 

  Esteban : Puayo!

  Mr. Moseby : First of all, that's not hide and seek. Secondly, you don't answer yourself, and thirdly it's "Polo!" Find that dog, and remove him from the premises, or I will remove both of you permanently!

  [Moseby walks away, Maddie approaches Esteban] 

  Maddie : PUAYO?

• [Maddie got caught sneaking her dog into work] 

  Mr. Moseby : Now Madeline, we have strict rules about dogs in this hotel.

  Maddie : But, Ivana gets to stay in the hotel with London.

  Mr. Moseby : She's a Tipton.

  Maddie : But my house is being fumigated and Scamp has nowhere to go.

  [baby talk] 

  Maddie : Please? Wook at his wittle face.

  [Maddie, Scamp, and Esteban give him puppy dog pouts] 

  Mr. Moseby : Very well, but I don't want my rug soiled. That goes for all of you.

• [last lines] 

  Mr. Moseby : What part of 'no dogs in the lobby' don't you understand? Now, whoever's father doesn't own this hotel is fired.

  [Maddie hands him a puppy] 

  Mr. Moseby : Aww, wook at the wittle faces.

• Mr. Moseby : Mr Ambassador, I'm sure you'll love everything in our Imperial suite. It has four bathrooms, three bedrooms and

  [shocked after seeing Scamp and Ivana] 

  Mr. Moseby : two dogs making kissy-face on the couch?

  Scamp Fitzpatrick : Hey, do we walk in on you when we... OK, we do.