The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

Crushed (2006)

Gabriel Sunday: Scamp Fitzpatrick, Lord Corcoran

Quotes 

• Lord Corcoran : Oh, and on Mumsy's side, I had a Great-Great Uncle who's human was the Duke of Windsor.

  Ivana : He may be a Windsor, but you are a loser.

• Mr. Moseby : Mr Ambassador, I'm sure you'll love everything in our Imperial suite. It has four bathrooms, three bedrooms and

  [shocked after seeing Scamp and Ivana] 

  Mr. Moseby : two dogs making kissy-face on the couch?

  Scamp Fitzpatrick : Hey, do we walk in on you when we... OK, we do.

• London : Snookums, say hi to Lord Corcoran.

  Ivana : How do you do?

  Lord Corcoran : Oh, fabulous. I just won the English Kennel Club's best in show.

  Ivana : Who came in second place? A cat?

  London : I think they like each other.

  Ivana : You also think one and one is four.