The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

Crushed (2006)

Allie Grant: Agnes

Quotes 

• Agnes : This is so romantic. Do you like it when I feed you?

  Cody Martin : Yes. Although, I could feed myself if you untied me.

  Agnes : But if I untied you, you might try to run away again.

  Cody Martin : No I wouldn't. And it's not because you nailed my feet to the floor, which by the way, is taking most of the enjoyment out of this tasty mac and cheese.

  Agnes : Let me pull those nails right out!

  Cody Martin : AAAARRGGGHHH!

  Cody Martin : [Wakes up from his nightmare]  Man! I just had the scariest dream in the history of scary dreams.

  Agnes : What was it about, honey?

  Cody Martin : AAGGHH!

  Zack Martin : Hey, guys.

  Cody Martin : How'd she get in here?

  Zack Martin : I let her in.

  Cody Martin : Why?

  Zack Martin : [Shrugs]  Kicks. By the way, you'd better get dressed. Your wedding's in 10 minutes!

  Cody Martin : Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wedding?

  Agnes : [Suddenly appearing in a wedding dress]  Hi, hubby-wubby!

  Carey : [Showing Cody his wedding tux]  Told ya it'd all work out!

  Cody Martin : [Wakes up from nightmare]  AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!

  Zack Martin : Man, I've been watching you scream for 10 minutes.

  Cody Martin : Why didn't you wake me?

  Zack Martin : There was nothing on TV.

• Agnes : Where'd he go?

  Cody Martin : Nothing you can do will make me tell.

  Agnes : Five bucks.

  Cody Martin : Soccer practice.

• Agnes : Excuse me. Could you play the violin when my date arrives?

  Maitre'd : [Sarcastically]  Of course. Then I'll ride a unicycle and juggle some bananas.

  Agnes : Could you?

  Maitre'd : [to himself]  Could this evening get any worse?

  Zack Martin : Yo, dude!

  Maitre'd : Apparently, it can.

• Agnes : Do you like it when I feed you?

  Cody Martin : Yes. But I could feed myself if you untied me.

• Agnes : You're MY little rebel.

  Zack Martin : [whimpers]  But, you like Cody!

• Agnes : Shh, don't speak!

  [puts a finger on Zacks lips] 

  Agnes : Your eyes speak for you!

  Zack Martin : I wish they'd shut up!

• Agnes : That popping noise you hear? Yeah! That's my shoulder!

• Cody Martin : I'd like you to know that unlike you, I'm not enjoying your pain. Oh, hi, Agnes.

  Zack Martin : Very funny, but that won't work.

  Agnes : [Comes up behind Zack]  Hi, Zack.

  Zack Martin : ARGH!

  Cody Martin : OK, now I'm enjoying it!

• Agnes : [after discovering Zack is impersonating Cody on their date]  You're not my Codikins! I don't like to be fooled... Zack.

  Zack Martin : But I...

  Agnes : I know what's going on.

  Zack Martin : You do?

  Agnes : Yeah. You want me for yourself.

  Zack Martin : Whoa, there, girl! I hawked on your food, I pulled pasta out of my nose.

  Agnes : And strangely, I loved it. And you.

  Zack Martin : [Whimpers]  But you love Cody!

  Agnes : I know. But you are exciting and unpredictable. You're my little rebel. Agnes likes!

  Zack Martin : But...

  Agnes : Shh! Don't speak! Your eyes speak for you.

  Zack Martin : I wish they'd shut up!

• Cody Martin : Our children will be Agnes Jr and Cody Jr. Our dog's name is Agnody.

  [Pulls Agnes to him] 

  Cody Martin : Right, honey bear?

  Zack Martin : [Pulls Agnes to him]  She's not your honey bear, she's my sugar muffin!

  Cody Martin : [Pulls Agnes to him]  Tell him you're mine, cutie-patootie!

  Zack Martin : [Pulls Agnes to him]  No one tells my rosie posie what to do!

  Agnes : That popping noise you hear? Yeah, that was my shoulder.

  Cody Martin : Oh, I'm sorry. Let me rub that for you, sweetie tweetie.

  Zack Martin : [Pulls Agnes to him]  No one touches my lovey bunny but me!

  Cody Martin : Oh, yeah?

  Cody Martin : Yeah!

• Agnes : You know, I've never had two guys fight over me before. Agnes likes!