The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

Day Care (2006)

Dylan Sprouse: Zack Martin

Quotes 

• Cody Martin : [grabbing the other walkie-talkie]  We are dealing with an evil genius.

  Maddie : Hmm, what's this?

  [picks up a rose with a card attached] 

  Maddie : "To Maddie, you make me wish I was a better person. Love, Randall."

  [pauses] 

  Maddie : Aww, that is so sweet.

  Zack Martin : I can't believe I'm losing you to a younger man!

• Zack Martin : You'll be surprised to see how this father to be has corralled these young suckers.

  [they turn the corner to see Cody bound and gagged] 

  Maddie : [taking the gag off Cody]  How could you let this happen?

  Cody Martin : Well, the blonde one tripped me and the rest is a blur.

• Johnny : Do you like coloring?

  Cody Martin : I sure do, little one! In the first grade, I won a free ice cream sundae for my work on the "Enchanted Pony Island Coloring Book"!

  Johnny : You're weird.

  Zack Martin : He's got you pegged.

  [boy kicks Cody's shin] 

  Cody Martin : Ow! Little boy, don't you know it's not nice to kick people in the shin?

  [boy steps on his foot] 

  Cody Martin : Ow! Look, Kid, I know Santa, and someone just made the Naughty List!

  Johnny : I'm Jewish.

• Cody Martin : [referring to Zack]  Everone has more armpit hair than him

  Zack Martin : They're blonde and hard to see!

  Randall : Yeah, all two of them!

  [he and Cody laugh] 

• Randall : I bet I have more armpit hair than you!

  Cody Martin : Everybody has more armpit hair than Zack.

  Zack Martin : They're blonde, and hard to see!

  Randall : Yeah, all two of 'em!

• Zack Martin : Did I ever tell you how pretty you looked when you're angry?

  Maddie : Well I must look gorgeous right now because I'm furious!

• Cody Martin : Zack, don't just stand there! Do something!

  Emily : [to Zack]  You're not my mommy! I want my mommy!

  Zack Martin : Cody, I think she wants you.

• Maddie : Hey, Esteban! Cute baby.

  Esteban : Thanks.

  Maddie : Where are the little kids! I put you in charge!

  Esteban : But Mr. Moseby put me in charge of everything else. Don't worry. Zack and Cody have everything under control.

  Zack Martin : [Randall rides the luggage cart while Zack chases after him]  Get back here, young man!

  Randall : Not gonna happen, old man!

  Randall : [rides past Maddie]  I'll be back for you, my love!

• Esteban : Where are the little-er people?

  Zack Martin : We're playing hide-and-seek.

  Cody Martin : And we lose.

  Zack Martin : What do you mean?

  Cody Martin : They're gone!

• Zack Martin : Don't worry, Esteban. Taking care of kids is easy.

  Randall : [to Zack]  I'm bored.

  Zack Martin : Good, then go to sleep.

• Maddie : I'm sorry, Mr. Moseby, but I had to leave for a family emergency, and I had to leave Esteban in charge.

  Esteban : And I had to take care of everything you put me in charge for, so I had to leave Zack and Cody in charge.

  Zack Martin : Which means this is clearly your fault, Mr. Moseby.

  Cody Martin : But rest assure, we forgive you.

• Zack Martin : Hey, Maddie, I'm recycling. You know why? Because I love this planet almost as much as I love you.

  Maddie : [rubs Zack's hair]  Good for you.

  Zack Martin : She wants me.

• Randall : My parents paid good money for me to have fun, and guess what?

  Zack Martin : You want to give me a tip?

  Randall : Sure. You should do something about your disproportionate head.

  Zack Martin : It was a bad haircut!

• Randall : I want to ride in the air vents.

  Zack Martin : You're not ready for that.

  Randall : Surfing on the luggage cart?

  Zack Martin : Overrated.

  Randall : Fishing in the restaurant aquarium?

  Zack Martin : No... hmm, interesting.

• Zack Martin : [to Cody while he's holding a baby]  You're good at this. How'd you figure out that rock and bounce technique?

  Cody Martin : It's not a technique. I just really have to go to the bathroom.

• Zack Martin : [holds a teddy bear around the corner; talks as the bear]  Hi, there, Emily!

  Emily : [looks at the bear]  Teddy?

  Zack Martin : [puts a black market to the bear's face]  Come quietly or the bear gets a mustache.

  Emily : No!

  [runs to the bear, but gets caught by Zack] 

  Emily : I hate you.

  Zack Martin : Get in line.

• Randall : [while asleep]  Maddie... must destroy Zack!

  Zack Martin : That kid should be locked up somewhere.

• Zack Martin : Mr. Moseby, you just don't know what it's like to deal with kids.

  Cody Martin : They don't listen to you, they have no respect for authority, they run all over the lobby like maniacs...

  Mr. Moseby : Welcome to my world.

• Zack Martin : [over the walkie-talkie to Cody]  Papa Bear to Mama Bear.

  Cody Martin : [to Zack over the walkie-talkie]  Why do I have to be Mama Bear?

  Zack Martin : [to Cody over the walkie-talkie]  Fine. Papa Bear to Goldilocks.

  [two little kids laugh] 

  Cody Martin : [to Zack over the walkie-talkie]  I hate you.