- Mr. Moseby: Esteban I need you.
- Esteban: When I am good and ready!
- Mr. Moseby: What did you say?
- Esteban: Now I am good and ready!
- Maddie: London, money can't buy you friends. You make friends by being nice to people.
- London: But that seems harder.
- Maddie: No, no, no, no. It's really easy to say nice things to people. Watch. London, you are, uh...
- London: Yes?
- Maddie: This is hard. Oh, wait, got one. Deep down, I suspect you're a good person.
- London: Aww, thank you.
- Maddie: Uh, you're supposed to say something nice back.
- London: Well, I said thank you.
- Maddie: You're welcome.
- Max: Zack, would you like to be my partner?
- Zack Martin: Sure. I'd love to be on TV, and I also have the face for it.
- Cody Martin: I have the same face!
- Zack Martin: Yeah, but your face can't dance.
- Cody Martin: Hey, Max!
- Max: Hey, Cody! Where's Zack?
- Zack Martin: I'm Zack! Hey, there, sweet thang!
- Max: He hurt himself, didn't he?
- Cody Martin: Yep.
- Mr. Moseby: [the twins and Max are playing basketball in the lobby] No B-Ball today. Game has been cancelled on account of "This-is-a-hotel".
- Esteban: [claps] That was wonderful! It is amazing how your lips and his move at the same time!
- Cody Martin: That's not supposed to happen.
- Esteban: Oh, well, in that case, you're no good. I am off.
- Mr. Moseby: [see Maddie's massaging London] What's going on with them?
- Esteban: Well, I do not think I just talk about Maddie personal business with her employer, sir.
- Mr. Moseby: Don't tell me.
- [puts doll on the counter]
- Mr. Moseby: Tell the dummy
- Esteban: [talk to the dummy] Can you keep a secret?
- Mr. Moseby: [as the dummy] My lips are sealed.
- Esteban: Good.
- London: But we were having so much fun.
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: You were having fun, I was watching you have fun.
- London: But what could be more fun?
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: Hmm, root canal you don't need?
- Cody Martin: Mom don't be mad.
- Carey Martin: I'm not mad. I'm.
- Max: [Interrupts] Furious. I told you not to do the move and what did you do? You did the move! That dented trophy should have been ours.
- Carey Martin: Max is right.
- [to Zack]
- Carey Martin: And you young man.
- Max: [Interrupts again] I don't even know where to start. Yes I do. I told you not to do anything stupid. And what do you do? You do something stupid. You're worse than Harry Stupidini here.