The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

The Fairest of Them All (2005)

Phill Lewis: Mr. Moseby

Quotes 

• Carey : What is going on?

  Mr. Moseby : Oh, nothing out of the ordinary. Your boys are attempting to destroy my hotel, but with a new twist. One of them's wearing a dress.

• Brianna's Mom : Marianne, I'm not paying for this movie. I didn't like it.

  Mr. Moseby : Of course, ma'am, I know what it's like to look at something utterly repulsive.

• Brianna's Mom : You know, Marianne. These rose-colored candies are horrible.

  [takes the soap out of her mouth] 

  Mr. Moseby : That's soap, Madame.

  Brianna's Mom : Well, then. They're pretty dang good.

  [puts the soap back in her mouth]