The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)
The Fairest of Them All (2005)
Dylan Sprouse: Zack Martin
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Quotes
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Carey : [Zack is dressed as a girl to win a beauty contest] Zack, why are you wearing a skirt?
Zack Martin : I did it so we could win money for bikes.
Carey : Oh, thank goodness!
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Zack Martin : [walking up to Brianna] So if I guess your name, do I win a kiss?
Brianna : Oh, you're so adorable! And so completely out of your league.
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Carey Martin : What are you guys doing tonight?
Cody Martin : Uhh...
[walks to Carey]
Cody Martin : I'm sleeping over at Tapeworm's
Carey Martin : [to Zack] And you're not?
Zack Martin : No, we had a fight.
Carey Martin : You and Tapeworm?
Zack Martin : Me and Zack.
Carey Martin : [looks at Cody] Are you wearing lipstick?
Zack Martin : See that's what the fight was about. I put lipstick on him while he was taking a nap.
Carey Martin : [to Zack] That wasn't very nice
Carey Martin : [to Cody] and that's not your shade.
Zack Martin : Told you.
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Zack Martin : I'm not going to let you throw this away. We've put too much in to it.
Cody Martin : And by "we," you mean "me". I'm the one wearing a dress.
Zack Martin : And you've never looked better.
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Zack Martin : This is a complete washout! All of the girls are stuck up, phony...
Cody Martin : [about Rebecca] Don't talk about her like that! She's sweet, and she's pure, and everything that's good about life.
Zack Martin : Cody, you just met her!
Cody Martin : And yet, I know all I need to know about her.
Zack Martin : Oh, yeah? What's her name?
Cody Martin : Doh!
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Carey : What's wrong with your old bikes? They're still perfectly good.
Zack Martin : Mom, they're tricycles.
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Zack Martin : [to Cody] You need to have confidence. You're such a loser. What's wrong with you.
[smacks Cody on the shoulder]
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Zack Martin : Sorry I ruined it for you and Rebecca. I guess I was just being a selfish, greedy, goofball.
Cody Martin : No. You weren't greedy.
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Cody Martin : I can't believe I thought that a girl could be more useful than a bike!
Zack Martin : It's ok, buddy. We all make mistakes.
Cody Martin : Well, I'm never making that mistake again! From now on, it's just you and me.