The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

The Fairest of Them All (2005)

Matt Winston: Tim

Quotes 

• Bev : Miss Carey, how would you like to do a song duet with Mr. Tim?

  Tim : When pigs fly.

  Carey Martin : [to Tim]  You fly?

• Carey : I love your hair! Did you buy or lease it?

  Tim : [touches hair]  It was a gift.

• Tim : Carey!

  Carey : Tim!

  Tim : Carey.

  Carey : Tim.

  Tim , Carey : [kissing cheeks]  Mwah. Mwah.

  [Tim] 

  Tim , Carey : You look... ugh

  [taking lowering singlasses] 

  Tim , Carey : incredible.

  Carey : I like your hair. Did you buy it or lease it?

  Tim : It was a gift.

  [touching hair] 

  Tim : Funny seeing you here.

  Carey : I work here.

  Tim : Good for you. There's no shame in being a maid.

  [wagging finger] 

  Carey : Actually, I'm a headliner at this hotel. They've given a suite for me and my boys.

  Tim : I heard you had kids. Don't worry, you'll get your figure back.