- [Esteban, Maddie, London, Zack, and Cody are arguing about who is going to get the biggest cut of the treasure]
- Arwin: [interrupting] Dogs have cleaner tongues than people!
- [everyone backs away from him]
- [a large hole has been blown into the wall and everyone has taken some of the money in there, believing it's a hidden treasure. A guard inside tells them that the hole leads to the Bank of Boston]
- Security Guard: You know, if you want to make a withdrawal, there's always the cashomats.
- Mr. Moseby: [sarcastically] I know but, the lines!
- Cody Martin: There's nothing you can do to make us tell
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: [flirtatiously] Zackie?
- Zack Martin: There's treasure hidden in the hotel
- Zack Martin: I like the way you think, sweet thang!
- Cody Martin: You like anything she thinks, desperate thang!
- Zack Martin: Ahh!
- [he falls, and sees Maddie]
- Zack Martin: Oh yeah. Why catch me when you can make-out with a broom?