- Zack Martin: [Zack and Max both reach for a piece of cake at the same time and their hands touch. They both jerk their hands back immediately] I'm not hungry!
- Max: Me neither!
- Carey: Huh... Wonder what's wrong with them?
- Arwin: Isn't it obvious?
- [Leans in closer toward Carey]
- Arwin: They're not hungry!
- Arwin: Way not to break anything, Cody! At least, I hope not, because I haven't filled out those forms yet.
- Cody Martin, Tapeworm: Zack kissed a girl! Zack kissed a girl!
- Carey: Boys, stop teasing Zack and be mature.
- [they stop]
- Arwin: Zack kissed a girl! Zack kissed a girl! Zack kissed a girl! He kissed a girl, a female! A female...
- [Arwin stops, but accidentally sticks his hand in some cake, then eats it]
- Arwin: Cake makes me crazy.
- Arwin: OK, check in, Cody.
- Cody Martin: In where?
- Arwin: In the game!
- Cody Martin: I can't go out there, they're playing!