- Cody Martin: The first thing we have to do is to get you an Imperial Suite.
- Maddie: Do you know how much those costs?
- Zack Martin: Awww, that's sweet! You thought we're gonna pay.
- Zack Martin: No, we don't pay here, baby.
- Jason Harrington: Hey, man! Recycle that!
- Kyle: You serious?
- Maddie: [running over to Jason] You recycle?
- Jason Harrington: Sure. Bottles, cans, everything.
- Maddie: Since when?
- Jason Harrington: Since my father bought Oregon and started chopping down the trees. You've heard of Octicorp?
- Maddie: The center of all evil?
- Jason Harrington: That's Dad!
- [looking at Maddie through their spy hole thing]
- Zack Martin: Boy, if I were five years older, two feet taller...
- Cody Martin: I'd be squashed!
- Maddie: If I tell the truth, then Jason would look like a fool and I would look like a...
- Cody Martin: ...a lying gold digger?
- Jason Harrington: Hi.
- Maddie: Hi.
- Maddie: Look, I'm sorry I pretended to be something I wanted. I just thought that since you were rich, you would be like all other rich guys.
- Jason Harrington: Well, I'm not. You pretty much overlooked me.
- Maddie: I'm really sorry.
- Jason Harrington: So I guess this is good-bye.
- Maddie: Yeah... bye
- Jason Harrington: You do remember what we do when we say good-bye, right?
- Maddie: Yeah, I think so.
- Zack Martin: How many times to they have to say goodbye!
- Cody Martin: Oh Come on!
- London: Gloss me!
- Zack Martin: Sorry. We're watching the counter for Maddie. We are not allowed to accept money, make change, or touch any of the merchandise!
- London: Is there anything you can do?
- Cody Martin: I can shove 12 Gummy Worms up my nose, wanna see?