"The Suite Life of Zack & Cody" Neither a Borrower Nor a Speller Bee (TV Episode 2006) - Dylan Sprouse as Zack Martin

Zack Martin : [to Maynard] If you're going to beat me up. Can we do this in the park? That way, at least when I fall, it'll be on grass.

Maynard : Beat you up? Why does everyone assume that I'm violent?

Zack Martin : You're a building with feet.
Carey Martin : What have I told you, Zack? Neither a borrower nor a lender be.

Zack Martin : I'm halfway there. I never lend.
Cody Martin : Zack, this spelling bee is important to me. It's a chance for people to stop calling me a loser.

Zack Martin : Who calls you a loser?

Cody Martin : You do!
Carey Martin : Oh, Zack, your brother will finally stop thinking of himself as a loser.

Zack Martin : Who calls him a loser?

Carey Martin : You do.
Maynard : [to Zack] You owe me 30 bucks.

Zack Martin : How'd that happen?

Maynard : You stink at this game. I expect my money by this afternoon, plus 20%.

Zack Martin : Say, why don't you give me your address and I'll mail it to you.

Maynard : Mail it to me? Do I look like a big, dumb idiot?

Zack Martin : From here, you just look big.
Zack Martin : Come on, Mom. Think of all those coins just sitting in your purse doing nothing. They could be in the game room having fun right now.

Carey Martin : Forget it. "Neither a Borrower Nor a Lender Be." William Shakespeare.

Zack Martin : "I just need a couple of bucks." Zack Martin.

Dylan Sprouse: Zack Martin