The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)
Poor Little Rich Girl (2005)
Brenda Song: London Tipton
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Quotes
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Maddie Fitzpatrick : Ok. It's time to strip and make the bed
London : Ok, if that's what poor people do...
[starts to get undressed]
Maddie Fitzpatrick : Whoa there big girl! I meant strip the sheets off the bed and put on new ones.
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London : [tries to open fridge] Your fridge is broken.
Cody Martin : Other side.
London : [opens fridge] Fixed it.
Cody Martin : I'm confused. I thought you hated cheese.
Zack Martin : Yeah, but you love cheese.
Cody Martin : Oh.
London : Oh, they're already in little slices. Cooking is easy.
Cody Martin : So if I'm Zack and I don't eat cheese, does that mean you're the one that likes ham?
Zack Martin : No, we both like ham.
Cody Martin : Then who likes liverwurst?
Zack Martin : No one.
Cody Martin : Then why do they make it?
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London : Your grilled cheeses are ready.
Cody Martin : Next time you might want to put it on bread...and take off the plastic.
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Cody Martin : Let's start off with something simpler... cereal.
London : Ok. I can handle that. Wait, what goes first the milk or the cereal?
Zack Martin : Doesn't matter as long as you remember the bowl.
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London : See, I can be a regular person.
Maddie Fitzpatrick : Hey, regular person, you want a snack.
London : Sure.
Maddie Fitzpatrick : Sal, send up some peanuts.
London : and caviar.
Maddie Fitzpatrick : Regular person?
London : Yo, caviar.
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London : I love the sticky stuff mom puts in our sandwiches. What do you call it?
Maddie Fitzpatrick : Peanut Butter.
Mr. Moseby : [comes over] London, great news!
London : Me first. I like peanut butter.
Mr. Moseby : I think you'll like this even more.
[holds up a newspaper that say "Tipton Back On Top"]
Mr. Moseby : Tipton back on top!
London : On top of what?
Mr. Moseby : They struck oil in your father's diamond mine.
London : Well, that must have made a mess.
[Mr. Mosby moans]
Maddie Fitzpatrick : London, it means you're again.
London : Really? Yay,
[jumps up and down and then tosses the sandwich over her shoulder]
London : Goodbye peanut butter and hello lobster dipped in butter.
[runs off]
Maddie Fitzpatrick : Same old London.
Mr. Moseby : But on the upside,
[does a little dance]
Mr. Moseby : you've got your room back to yourself. You've got your room back to yourself.
Maddie Fitzpatrick : I suppose.
Mr. Moseby : Hey, you did a good thing.
[he leaves as London comes back]
London : Maddie, in all of the excitement, I forgot yopu and I made lunch plans.
Maddie Fitzpatrick : Yeah, and then you got rich again.
London : Which is why I'm taking you to MAson Robert.
Maddie Fitzpatrick : Really?
London : It's the least I can do. I mean you took me in when no one else would. You like me for richer or poorer, for better or worse, in sickness...
Maddie Fitzpatrick : We're not married London.
London : But we are friends, right?
Maddie Fitzpatrick : Yeah.
London : [they start to leave but London stops Maddie] Then as a friend, can I tell you something?
Maddie Fitzpatrick : Yeah.
London : That sweater looks like a moldy lemon.
[Maddie gives a hurt look]
London : It's ok. We'll get a booth in the back.
[they leave]
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[repeated line]
Zack Martin , London , Maddie , Cody Martin , Carey , Mr. Moseby : WHAT!
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Mr. Moseby : You're father is incognito.
London : Where is cognito?
Mr. Moseby : In hiding.
London : Where is hiding?
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Mr. Moseby : For now, your father must remain 'incognito.'
London : Where is 'Cognito?'
Mr. Moseby : It means he's in hiding.
London : Where is 'Hiding?'
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Zack Martin : London, you might want to take a look at the front page!
London Tipton : Not now. London's reading about London.
Cody Martin : And you might want this back.
[hands her the five dollar bill she gave him]
London Tipton : Why?
[Muriel takes the newspaper from her and shows her the front page]
Muriel : 'Cause you're broke!
[London shrieks]