The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)
Poor Little Rich Girl (2005)
Dylan Sprouse: Zack Martin
Quotes
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London : [tries to open fridge] Your fridge is broken.
Cody Martin : Other side.
London : [opens fridge] Fixed it.
Cody Martin : I'm confused. I thought you hated cheese.
Zack Martin : Yeah, but you love cheese.
Cody Martin : Oh.
London : Oh, they're already in little slices. Cooking is easy.
Cody Martin : So if I'm Zack and I don't eat cheese, does that mean you're the one that likes ham?
Zack Martin : No, we both like ham.
Cody Martin : Then who likes liverwurst?
Zack Martin : No one.
Cody Martin : Then why do they make it?
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Cody Martin : Let's start off with something simpler... cereal.
London : Ok. I can handle that. Wait, what goes first the milk or the cereal?
Zack Martin : Doesn't matter as long as you remember the bowl.
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Carey Martin : Whatever's in this envelope
[to Cody]
Carey Martin : you're still Cody and
[to Zack]
Carey Martin : you're still Zack.
[Esteban walks by and hears this]
Esteban : Will I still be Esteban?
Carey Martin : Yes.
Esteban : Aw too bad, then I must go get a ton of luggage in room 1217.
[he leaves]
Carey Martin : Before we do...
Zack Martin : Oh no, she's gonna talk.
Carey Martin : this is important. Even if you're you and you're you, I'll still love you if he's you and you're him.
Cody Martin : I couldn't follow that and I'm the smart one.
Carey Martin : Ok, swirly heels, swirly heels.
[to Cody]
Carey Martin : You're definitely Cody and
[to Zack]
Carey Martin : you're definately Zack.
Zack Martin : Alright! Now I can go back to chilling and getting by in school.
[sees his mom's face]
Zack Martin : I mean doing my best.
Carey Martin : It's so nice to have my boys back.
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[repeated line]
Zack Martin , London , Maddie , Cody Martin , Carey , Mr. Moseby : WHAT!
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Zack Martin : London, you might want to take a look at the front page!
London Tipton : Not now. London's reading about London.
Cody Martin : And you might want this back.
[hands her the five dollar bill she gave him]
London Tipton : Why?
[Muriel takes the newspaper from her and shows her the front page]
Muriel : 'Cause you're broke!
[London shrieks]