- Maddie Fitzpatrick: Ok. It's time to strip and make the bed
- London: Ok, if that's what poor people do...
- [starts to get undressed]
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: Whoa there big girl! I meant strip the sheets off the bed and put on new ones.
- London: [tries to open fridge] Your fridge is broken.
- Cody Martin: Other side.
- London: [opens fridge] Fixed it.
- Cody Martin: I'm confused. I thought you hated cheese.
- Zack Martin: Yeah, but you love cheese.
- Cody Martin: Oh.
- London: Oh, they're already in little slices. Cooking is easy.
- Cody Martin: So if I'm Zack and I don't eat cheese, does that mean you're the one that likes ham?
- Zack Martin: No, we both like ham.
- Cody Martin: Then who likes liverwurst?
- Zack Martin: No one.
- Cody Martin: Then why do they make it?
- London: Your grilled cheeses are ready.
- Cody Martin: Next time you might want to put it on bread...and take off the plastic.
- Cody Martin: Let's start off with something simpler... cereal.
- London: Ok. I can handle that. Wait, what goes first the milk or the cereal?
- Zack Martin: Doesn't matter as long as you remember the bowl.
- London: See, I can be a regular person.
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: Hey, regular person, you want a snack.
- London: Sure.
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: Sal, send up some peanuts.
- London: and caviar.
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: Regular person?
- London: Yo, caviar.
- Carey Martin: Whatever's in this envelope
- [to Cody]
- Carey Martin: you're still Cody and
- [to Zack]
- Carey Martin: you're still Zack.
- [Esteban walks by and hears this]
- Esteban: Will I still be Esteban?
- Carey Martin: Yes.
- Esteban: Aw too bad, then I must go get a ton of luggage in room 1217.
- [he leaves]
- Carey Martin: Before we do...
- Zack Martin: Oh no, she's gonna talk.
- Carey Martin: this is important. Even if you're you and you're you, I'll still love you if he's you and you're him.
- Cody Martin: I couldn't follow that and I'm the smart one.
- Carey Martin: Ok, swirly heels, swirly heels.
- [to Cody]
- Carey Martin: You're definitely Cody and
- [to Zack]
- Carey Martin: you're definately Zack.
- Zack Martin: Alright! Now I can go back to chilling and getting by in school.
- [sees his mom's face]
- Zack Martin: I mean doing my best.
- Carey Martin: It's so nice to have my boys back.
- London: I love the sticky stuff mom puts in our sandwiches. What do you call it?
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: Peanut Butter.
- Mr. Moseby: [comes over] London, great news!
- London: Me first. I like peanut butter.
- Mr. Moseby: I think you'll like this even more.
- [holds up a newspaper that say "Tipton Back On Top"]
- Mr. Moseby: Tipton back on top!
- London: On top of what?
- Mr. Moseby: They struck oil in your father's diamond mine.
- London: Well, that must have made a mess.
- [Mr. Mosby moans]
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: London, it means you're again.
- London: Really? Yay,
- [jumps up and down and then tosses the sandwich over her shoulder]
- London: Goodbye peanut butter and hello lobster dipped in butter.
- [runs off]
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: Same old London.
- Mr. Moseby: But on the upside,
- [does a little dance]
- Mr. Moseby: you've got your room back to yourself. You've got your room back to yourself.
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: I suppose.
- Mr. Moseby: Hey, you did a good thing.
- [he leaves as London comes back]
- London: Maddie, in all of the excitement, I forgot yopu and I made lunch plans.
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: Yeah, and then you got rich again.
- London: Which is why I'm taking you to MAson Robert.
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: Really?
- London: It's the least I can do. I mean you took me in when no one else would. You like me for richer or poorer, for better or worse, in sickness...
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: We're not married London.
- London: But we are friends, right?
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: Yeah.
- London: [they start to leave but London stops Maddie] Then as a friend, can I tell you something?
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: Yeah.
- London: That sweater looks like a moldy lemon.
- [Maddie gives a hurt look]
- London: It's ok. We'll get a booth in the back.
- [they leave]
- Mr. Moseby: You're father is incognito.
- London: Where is cognito?
- Mr. Moseby: In hiding.
- London: Where is hiding?
- Mr. Moseby: For now, your father must remain 'incognito.'
- London: Where is 'Cognito?'
- Mr. Moseby: It means he's in hiding.
- London: Where is 'Hiding?'
- Zack Martin: London, you might want to take a look at the front page!
- London Tipton: Not now. London's reading about London.
- Cody Martin: And you might want this back.
- [hands her the five dollar bill she gave him]
- London Tipton: Why?
- [Muriel takes the newspaper from her and shows her the front page]
- Muriel: 'Cause you're broke!
- [London shrieks]