- Cody Martin: I'm going to win a Nobel Peace Prize so I can look after my aging mother and pay Zack's bail money.
- Arwin: Zack's in prison?
- Cody Martin: Not yet.
- Jesse McCartney: [after Maddie and London are removed] You hang out with those girls? What are they like two years older then you?
- Zack Martin: Three.
- Jesse McCartney: [high-fives Zack] Impressive dude!
- Zack Martin: If you like video games, come over to my place and I'll crush you like the pretty boy you are!
- Jesse McCartney: Hey, that's Mr. Pretty Boy to you!
- Zack Martin: [after stealing Jesse McCartney's lucky bracelet] I'll tell him i found it.
- Maddie: You're gonna tell Jesse McCartney that you found his lucky bracelet that he put in his drawer on his beside table.
- London: [clap, clap, clap, clap, clap] Good plan.
- Maddie: [clap, clap, clap, clap, clap] Bad plan.
- Cody Martin: I'll have to weld the red wire to the blue wire. Which means I will have to use this dangerous welding torch, designed specially for adults.
- Arwin: Maybe I, an adult, should help you, a child.
- Cody Martin: That would be a great idea.
- Jesse McCartney: Excuse me.
- [points to where Maddie and London are standing, disguised as waiters]
- London: [squeals] He's pointing at me! I think he wants to propose.
- [rolls up sleeves]
- Maddie: He's pointing at the water, dingbat, he thinks you're a waiter.
- London: Why would he think that?
- Maddie: [looks over at London]
- London: Right.
- Maddie: Can you believe that all these girls are screaming for Jesse McCartney? So lame.
- London: Seriously. They all *think* they have a shot with Jesse, when really, he and I are meant to be.
- [lovingly gazes at cover of 'Seventeen' magazine with Jesse's picture on it]
- Jesse McCartney: Excuse me, do you know where the manager's office is?
- London: Mmm, over there.
- Jesse McCartney: Thanks.
- [walks away]
- Maddie: Wasn't that Jesse McCartney?
- London: Hm?
- [turns around, gasps, turns back around, and faints]