The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

Rumors (2005)

Rick Fitts: Mr. Johnson

Quotes 

• Zack Martin : Oh, that's easy. President Carter.

  Mr. Johnson : Why?

  Zack Martin : Why? Well, uh... he, uh, hammers! Nails things! Nails things... He, uh, uh, builds--builds houses! Builds houses for... He builds houses for nuns! HE builds houses for nuns. Builds houses for old people? Cold people! Builds houses for cold people. Uh... poor people! Builds houses for poor people! Yes, and I believe everyone should have a place to live where they could watch tv to see commercials for stuff to buy which helps the economy. What?

  Mr. Johnson : Is there someone back there?

  Zack Martin : No. Just that plant. I love plants. I'm very pro-plant.