The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)
The Ghost of Suite 613 (2005)
Brenda Song: London Tipton
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Quotes
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London Tipton : The ghost stole my money! She is so DEAD!
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Esteban : We're going to call the spirit.
[lights the candle, but it lights itself]
Esteban : Apparently, the spirit's calling us. Now everybody, join hands.
[all except Esteban hold their own hands]
Esteban : I meant with each other. Be very calm, but relaxed.
[all exhale]
Esteban : Ghostie, if I may call you that, speak to us.
Maddie Fitzpatrick : You are...
Esteban : Maddie's channeling the spirit.
Maddie Fitzpatrick : dooopes!
[chuckles]
Maddie Fitzpatrick : Hahaha! You guys are so gullible! I can't believe you fell for that.
Esteban : This beliver should be punished.
Maddie Fitzpatrick : [saying sarcastically] Oooo, I'm so scared!
[table shakes and Maddie whimpers]
Maddie Fitzpatrick : I'm so scared!
Cody Martin : [table rises] Either the table's getting higher, or the floor's getting lower.
Esteban : [hums La Cucaracha] Hmmmm, hmmmmmmm, hmmm, hmmmmm.
London Tipton : What are you doing?
Esteban : The spirit has me on hold.
[suddenly gets "posessed"]
Esteban : Heeeehuuuuuuhhh!
[makes a scary face and turns to London and Cody and talks in s girlish voice]
Esteban : She's here!
[inrehular voice]
Esteban : Oh, hola ghostie!
[gets "reposessed"]
Esteban : Heeeehuuuuuuhhh!
[makes another face and turns to Maddie and Zack]
Esteban : [in the voice of Irene] Who dares to call me in the afterlife?
Cody Martin : [to Zack] It's for you.
Zack Martin : Are you the ghost of Irene?
Esteban : [in Irene's voice] Yeeess, my husband left me, so I'm angry. Now, my spirit is doomed to languish for all eternity!
London Tipton : Does somebody smell...
[sniffs]
London Tipton : pizza?
Esteban : [in Irene's voice] Arrrhhhh, don't ever say that word!
Maddie Fitzpatrick : I love pizza. What are you gonna do about it?
[Esteban makes an evil face]
Maddie Fitzpatrick : Aaaahhhh!
[Maddie disappears ino the wall]
Zack Martin : Maddie, no!
London Tipton : Irene, I hate to be a bit of a nudge, but uh, can I have my money back?
Esteban : [in Irene's voice] You will be silent!
London Tipton : Ok, nevermind.
Cody Martin : I-I hate pizza!
[gasps when Blankie floats away]
Cody Martin : Blankie, no!
[disppears into the wall while chasing Blankie]
Zack Martin : Cody? Buddie? Oh, no. Mom's not gonna like this.
London Tipton : So, about that thousand dollars...
[disappears into another wall]
London Tipton : I'll take a chance!
Zack Martin : Esteban, hang up on her!
Esteban : Esteban's gone. Say Aios amigos! Ayayayayayayay!
[dissapears from his seat]
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Cody Martin : It's the ghost! And it's coming this way!
London Tipton : And it's holding a club!
Cody Martin : Now it's eating the club!
Arwin : It's not a club, it's a sub. Meatball marinara. Want a bite?
London Tipton : Aaaaahhhh!
Maddie Fitzpatrick : What's wrong with a guy eating sub?
London Tipton : The guy who's eating the sub. No offense, but I always thought you were kind of creepy.
Arwin : None taken. Everybody says that, including mother.
[turns away]
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Muriel : Her name was Irene and she was beautiful!
London Tipton : Oo, just think me, but not as rich, or pretty, and dead.
Muriel : Anyways, in 1940, Irene and her husband checked in to this hotel, but he left.
Zack Martin : What happened?
London Tipton : He went off to war. She waited 3 years, but he never came back.
Zack Martin : So, he died in battle?
London Tipton : No, he...
[Muriel stuffs the feather duster in London's mouth]
Muriel : He mat some Italian babe and opened up a pizza parlor in Naples.
London Tipton : [spits out feathers] She got so mad, she threw the silver brush he had given her at the mirror.
Muriel : The mirror shattered into a million pieces and a chard flew out, and that was the end of that. Ccccccrrrrrrr!
[putting her finger across her throat]
Muriel : Good luck.
