The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

The Ghost of Suite 613 (2005)

Cole Sprouse: Cody Martin

Quotes 

• Cody Martin : London, save me!

  [he jumps towards her arms and falls to the floor] 

• Esteban : We're going to call the spirit.

  [lights the candle, but it lights itself] 

  Esteban : Apparently, the spirit's calling us. Now everybody, join hands.

  [all except Esteban hold their own hands] 

  Esteban : I meant with each other. Be very calm, but relaxed.

  [all exhale] 

  Esteban : Ghostie, if I may call you that, speak to us.

  Maddie Fitzpatrick : You are...

  Esteban : Maddie's channeling the spirit.

  Maddie Fitzpatrick : dooopes!

  [chuckles] 

  Maddie Fitzpatrick : Hahaha! You guys are so gullible! I can't believe you fell for that.

  Esteban : This beliver should be punished.

  Maddie Fitzpatrick : [saying sarcastically]  Oooo, I'm so scared!

  [table shakes and Maddie whimpers] 

  Maddie Fitzpatrick : I'm so scared!

  Cody Martin : [table rises]  Either the table's getting higher, or the floor's getting lower.

  Esteban : [hums La Cucaracha]  Hmmmm, hmmmmmmm, hmmm, hmmmmm.

  London Tipton : What are you doing?

  Esteban : The spirit has me on hold.

  [suddenly gets "posessed"] 

  Esteban : Heeeehuuuuuuhhh!

  [makes a scary face and turns to London and Cody and talks in s girlish voice] 

  Esteban : She's here!

  [inrehular voice] 

  Esteban : Oh, hola ghostie!

  [gets "reposessed"] 

  Esteban : Heeeehuuuuuuhhh!

  [makes another face and turns to Maddie and Zack] 

  Esteban : [in the voice of Irene]  Who dares to call me in the afterlife?

  Cody Martin : [to Zack]  It's for you.

  Zack Martin : Are you the ghost of Irene?

  Esteban : [in Irene's voice]  Yeeess, my husband left me, so I'm angry. Now, my spirit is doomed to languish for all eternity!

  London Tipton : Does somebody smell...

  [sniffs] 

  London Tipton : pizza?

  Esteban : [in Irene's voice]  Arrrhhhh, don't ever say that word!

  Maddie Fitzpatrick : I love pizza. What are you gonna do about it?

  [Esteban makes an evil face] 

  Maddie Fitzpatrick : Aaaahhhh!

  [Maddie disappears ino the wall] 

  Zack Martin : Maddie, no!

  London Tipton : Irene, I hate to be a bit of a nudge, but uh, can I have my money back?

  Esteban : [in Irene's voice]  You will be silent!

  London Tipton : Ok, nevermind.

  Cody Martin : I-I hate pizza!

  [gasps when Blankie floats away] 

  Cody Martin : Blankie, no!

  [disppears into the wall while chasing Blankie] 

  Zack Martin : Cody? Buddie? Oh, no. Mom's not gonna like this.

  London Tipton : So, about that thousand dollars...

  [disappears into another wall] 

  London Tipton : I'll take a chance!

  Zack Martin : Esteban, hang up on her!

  Esteban : Esteban's gone. Say Aios amigos! Ayayayayayayay!

  [dissapears from his seat] 

• Carey : Cody, when I left, there was a floor under this mess. I'd lilke it back. Could you clean up?

  Cody Martin : Pshhh, next, she'll be telling me to take a bath.

  [Zack grabs Cody's arm] 

  Cody Martin : Aaaahhh!

  Zack Martin : [comes out of the mess]  Hahaha! Got cha!

  Cody Martin : No, got you!

  [pins Zack to the ground] 

  Carey : Cody, why are you wiping the floor with your brother's face? Well, if it gets the stain out.

  Cody Martin : Mom, Zack scared me again.

  Carey : Zack, you know Cody's...

  [hesitates] 

  Carey : sensative. Why do you do it?

  Zack Martin : 'Cause it's my job.

  Carey : Well, you're fired. Clean up.

  Zack Martin : You should've seen your face! Oh, I can show it to you.

  [impersonates Cody] 

• Cody Martin : It's the ghost! And it's coming this way!

  London Tipton : And it's holding a club!

  Cody Martin : Now it's eating the club!

  Arwin : It's not a club, it's a sub. Meatball marinara. Want a bite?

  London Tipton : Aaaaahhhh!

  Maddie Fitzpatrick : What's wrong with a guy eating sub?

  London Tipton : The guy who's eating the sub. No offense, but I always thought you were kind of creepy.

  Arwin : None taken. Everybody says that, including mother.

  [turns away] 

• Female Customer : This hotel has a ghost?

  Mr. Moseby : Of course not.

  [to Zack & Cody] 

  Mr. Moseby : Now tell the nice lady you were just *pretending!*

  Cody Martin : Yeah. There's no ghost.

  Female Customer : Oh, that's too bad. Because a lot of people would pay extra to stay in a haunted room.

  Mr. Moseby : Oh, you mean no ghost in the hallway. However, the room is lousy with them. The rest of the hotel is haunted by *these two.*